Everyone knew but me. Until someone comes with a f’ing news crew I’m not going anywhere or doing anything. They took my sheep and goat from my backyard just in time for my roommate & my neighbor to both go on vacation in Alaska. They probably aren’t even going to Alaska. It’s probably part of the murder plot again.
I’m calling the police and see if they want to come stay over here until they come back. I will make you guys dinner and you can tell me at 11pm that I have to go to bed. It will be just like old times ok?
I bet no one comes to kill me when they are gone because God said NO! I’m not even afraid. There are little kids outside. No one around here has little kids. Weird s____! I’m tired of this weird ish. Today is a great day you guys! I baptize it “success”! Gn.
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