The felonious, weird, police callin for no reason wannabe shot callers claiming my city need to go sit tf down somewhere. Your embarrassing us solid people who do the right things and value others. Go live in OC where it’s common to be fake asf. We have enough problems without you all running around all day doing a bunch of f’ing nothing okay? Where is Dori? She ran in this mf like a big slutty tornado and got you all caught up.
Skip Matulik, can you say, “IRS”? I myself love those guys because I don’t do tax fraud. How about you? Your gonna go down in history as the guy who fucked off all his friends lives being f’ing greedy.
Skip your a rap song:
Ice Cube I just went to search this masterpiece here and had to type all the way to the I for ice cube. Wtf? Drake you are not better than Cube in any capacity. Sorry not sorry.
Oh Lord the next plan is to frame me for some armed robbery or something I caught the whole plot just now when he asked this: “Can you pick me up a beanie? I need something to keep my ears warm on my trip.”
Let me get this straight. You have been going to Alaska every f’ing year fishing for a decade. You pack your bags when you get home for next year, but need me to pick up a beanie? How about some rope and zip ties? Ummmmmmm NO! Do better Skip. I see you think someone is playing with your dumb ass huh? You both need to close your mouths, unhack my shit, and bring my F’ing documents. Had I done this no one would have hesitated to have me locked tf up immediately! I know what it’s like to go through that and I have given you people every opportunity to not have to. You think your better than me? Entitled to my gifts? Okay. Now you get to see why they are my gifts. I earned them. Your turn.
Call ahead, do whatever you want it will backfire immediately! I know every time you communicate something to him because I’m psychic. It’s what I do. Hacking systems is what you do. I use my power for good.
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